Identity Crisis

Who am I? Why am I on this earth? And what am I supposed to do? Some viable questions right? Lots of people are in search of themselves. But I have no money or time for a trip around the world to find my inner me. And I'm not into chakra's, hugging trees or making stuff out of clay. But I am in my quarterlife crisis! What to do?!?

No panic. Thank god there is the internet. With a whole bunch of tests and quizzes to exactly find out who I am. So now I know I'm an ICQ-virgin, a SWF-file, Vietnam, a visionary soul, Monoethylene glycol, obsessed quiz-taker and so much more. So take a look at all the stuff I am! I had no idea! My life is so much richer and more fulfilling now. Euhm...er..well, at least it killed some time.

Take the quiz: "Which kind of car are you?"

Hyundai Excel, Ford Escort, Yugo
Beat up, dirty, usually seen on cops and in a trailer park...hope that your badger casserole turns out good!

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Breakout Bat.

I am an abstract sort of creature, who dislikes any sort of restraint. If you try to pigeonhole me, I'll break the box, and come back for more. I don't have any particular ambitions, I just drift, but I am adept at keeping life going along.
What Video Game Character Are You?

31-50
"ICQ-virgin"
You have real friends, a real life, and a real, flesh-and-blood partner with whom you regularly make real, flesh-and-blood love. You know ICQ exists, but so what? You ain't goin' there! Respect! are you ICQaholic?

You are an Existential Thinker

Like existential thinkers, Leonardo questioned man's role in the universe. Many of his paintings explored the relationship between man and God.

Existential thinkers:

Like to spend time thinking about philosophical issues such as "What is the meaning of life?"

Try to see beyond the 'here and now', and understand deeper meanings

consider moral and ethical implications of problems as well as practical solutions

Other Existential Thinkers include The Buddha, Gandhi, Plato, Socrates, Martin Luther King

Careers which suit Existential Thinkers include Philosopher, Religious leader, Head of state, Artist, Writer

Your decade is...

...the naughty Nineties.
You're a Brit Pop, mad-for-it, New Lad or Ladette. You've got more consumer gear than the Apollo space missions, and your idea of relaxation is spending 18 hours in a ear-shatteringly loud club.

Now why not visit our I love the Nineties section?

My pirate name is:

Iron James Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Your Personality Coefficient score is 15.

You are completely indifferent to the needs of people around you. You prefer to stick precisely to your programmed routines, in the faith that these are the best possible course of action in any circumstance. Even impending doom.

Sirius Cybernetics Corporation feels that your personality would be ideally suited to being a Nutrimatic Beverage Machine.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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My brain is somewhere inside this football.

How Dumb Are You?
A Rum and Monkey stupidity.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

Which Extremity of the World Are You?
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Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
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	You copy other people's HTML and blindly paste it into your own pages with no concern for the consequences.
	What kind of Hummel figurine are you?

You are

Scoop Away Clean Multi-Cat

What brand of scooping cat litter are you?

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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	Monoethylene glycol: You are miscible with water, alcohols, aldehydes and many organic compounds. You will not dissolve rubber, cellulose acetate or heavy vegetable and petroleum oils. You are 50% more hygroscopic than glycerol at room temperature.
Find out what kind of industrial solvent you are

What Type of Villain are You?
mutedfaith.com.

You are a ray of sunshine; a glorious combination of hilarious humour and heartfelt tenderness. Although your lighthearted comments may be misunderstood, you are still a favourite amongst your friends.
What Kind Of Anime/Manga Are You?

Also known as the Smiling Tree Frog or Dumpy Tree Frog due to the nature of its appearance, this frog is a very hardy creature and a favorite pet of amateur frog owners, although some pet owners complain that they are not active enough. These frogs love to eat, which can make them quite fat, hence their "dumpy" appearance. Unlike many frogs, these frogs do well with other frogs of their species and are fairly friendly. They like a warm and moderately humid habitat and eat larger insects like crickets, cockroaches, locusts, moths and beetles.

What kind of Frog are you?

Bet you practice Wicca or Paganism or possibly more liberal Christianity. You probably love Dead Can Dance, anything ethereal, and might be vegetarian. You probably also like to hug people.

What kind of goth are you?
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Your Seduction Stye:
"Sweet Talker"

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm".
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, What Chinese Food are you?, is Lo Mein

My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, What kind of faery are you?, is The Dark Lady

Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.

Your Aura is Purple

Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great. You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a woman who sees your vision and adopts it as his own. Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician.

What Color Is Your Aura?

Which Star Wars Character Are You?

Luke Skywalker

You are a very heroic person. You strive to do whats right despite what anyone says.

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I Am A: Neutral Evil GnomeBard Thief

Alignment:
Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.

Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Deity:
Urdlen is the Chaotic Evil gnomish god of greed, bloodlust, and hatred. It is also known as the Crawler Below. Urdlen is generally represented as a huge, furless mole with sharp claws. His followers have changed their love of pranks and jokes to a love of malicious schemes and general evildoing. Their favored weapon is the claw bracer.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

Hey! I thought I was Breakout Bat. Man, I can start all over again...

You are .swf You are flashy, but lack substance. You like playing, but often you are annoying. Grow up.

Which File Extension are You?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to
the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

You'd be right in your element at php-princess.net. What Kind Of Webmistress Are You?

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Congratulations, meet your dream date ....

Oh, I'm Willow. Hi! I'm a bit nervous - last time I tried internet dating it turned out to be with a big ol'demon with horns. I'm not making the same mistake twice. You're not a big scary bunch of evil... are you? Did I mention the horns?
Do the Buffy Dream Date Test

Celeborn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Marton Csokas.

Who would you be?
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I'm completely down-to-earth!
Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.

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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
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Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

You are an
obsessed

quiz-taker

Find out what kind of quiz-taker you are

Hmmm... a definite Tactical mind.

Every problem has a simple solution in your book - usually involving explosions and knives.

You're blunt but effective, perfect for the blue shirt of a Security Chief.

What kind of Star Trek character are you?

You're Vietnam!
After years of muddling through on your own, you've finally repaired yourself to a point of respectability. You would have been much better off had people you didn't like not kept insisting on spending so much time with you. But those times are fading quickly and these days you're pretty sure you won't get burned. Star power!
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You Should Star in "Beautiful"

A modern day Snow White tale - with gimps, sexy evil witches, and plenty of sex
In the end, Snow White does bed her prince... but not without having the erotic adventure of her life

Your split personality of naughty and nice is perfect for this film
You could star in any role. Just make sure not too have to much poison apple martini!

What Adult Film Should You Star In?
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What Kind of Coffee Drink Are You?

You're a "Risky Fuck".

You're the type of girl who likes to take risks. Whip out the hand cuffs and bend me over. You're the one reading the "50 Greastest Sex Positions" and then telling all your friends which ones are the best.

What Kind of Fuck Are You?
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Special note: well, errr, I'm not a girl ofcourse,
but how could one resist the test "What kind of fuck are you?"

Category I - The Hub
You're a 'people person'. Networking runs in your
blood. Consequently, you can move through most
social circles with ease.

What Type of Social Entity are You?
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Which book of the Bible are you?
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Your Element is Fire
Your power color: red Your energy: hot Your season: spring Like a fire, you are full of power and light. A born leader, you easily draw people toward you. You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous. You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?

Running away? You yellow . . .

What Monty Python Character are you?
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Which Family Guy character are you?

Tired of being underappreciated and manipulated by powerful "others," you fight back. Though possesssing a cold, violent outside, you have a soft, scentimental inside. You love your partner, you cherish family heirlooms, and you want nothing more than to be geniunely happy -- but you don't mind having to kill a couple of nimrods who happen to clutter your path.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Special note: well, at least I seem to be one of the Skywalker's.

Okay, I had some doubts before putting this one in. But what the hell.

You Are Fall!

Thoughtful Expressive Creative Poetic Smart

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